Posts Tagged ‘Madonna’

Jesus Luz English accent costs Madonna 1000$ per week

Sunday, October 4th, 2009

Madonna seems to like her current Brazilian boyfriend to a point where she is ready to pay almost £700 a week on his English private tutoring lessons. Jesus Luz, who got his share of $50,000 DJs equipments in August 2009, has been granted a tour ” to perform in various night clubs” after being professionally trained. The couple has been dating for almost nine months now, and Madonna needs her partner to have a perfect accent. As told by a close source, Madonna banned Jesus from speaking his usual “mixture of Portuguese and broken English”, in what she believes to be for his own sake.

Madonna takes Jesus Luz out for dinner after her David Letterman interview on September 30th 2009

Madonna takes Jesus Luz out for dinner after her David Letterman interview on September 30th 2009

Madonna has been recently interviewed by David Letterman, where she also enjoyed some veggie pizza slices with the host at a nearby restaurant. Soon after she finished, she was spotted, in less than an hour, with Jesus Luz heading to another restaurant for a night out! You can always check the latest pictures and fotos of model Jesus Luz.

Madonna would rather be hit by a train than getting married..

Saturday, October 3rd, 2009

Well i think that clears out the rumors about Madonna getting married to Jesus Luz, in her own words, she told David Letterman that she’d rather be hit by a train than getting married again, wow that might sent the baby boy to bed in tears that night..

Madonna is ready to marry Jesus Luz…

Monday, September 28th, 2009

madonna and jesus

Madonna is finally ready to settle down with her 22 year old boyfriend Brazilian Model Jesus Luz. Madonna said:

“It can go either way. But why not? I could definitely see myself marrying him. Yes, it’s definitely on the table. He’s so sweet. He checks in with me all the time. I probably should do the same, but you know me. I think he gets it now that I’m a little, shall we say, self-involved.”

How about that?? do you really think that this is gonna happen, i don’t know why but i have my doubts..

Michael Jackson: Madonna is not sexy at all…

Monday, September 28th, 2009

Michael Jackson and Madonna

Rabbi Shmuley Boteach a close friend to the King Of Pop Michael Jackson is now publishing audio clips of a long taped conversation with Michael, in other words another friend trying to Milk the Cow. In some of the tapes you hear Michael Jackson talking about Madonna, the voice in the tape “supposedly ” Michael Jackson said:

“I think she was sincerely in love with me and I was not in love with her,She did a lot of crazy things. I knew we had nothing in common.” the voice added “She is not sexy at all. I think sexy comes from the heart in the way you present yourself”.

the voice in the tape “supposedly ” (Michael Jackson) said that Madonna was Jealous of him and his fame, he said: “the fainting and adulation” from fans, which Madge “never had.”

I dunno why but i find it hard to believe that this is Michael Jackson speaking, maybe because we’re not used to hearing the King Of Pop talking about women, or jealousy, he was the shy quiet kinda guy..

Jesus Luz an MTV Award Presenter!

Monday, September 28th, 2009

Jesus Luz and Madonna irritated by paparazzis on september 22nd 2009 in New York City

Jesus Luz and Madonna irritated by paparazzis on September 22nd 2009 in New York City

Jesus Luz is said to be presenting this year’s Brazil Music Awards which is organized by MTV. The event will be held in Rio de Janeiro on October 1st, 2009. This piece of info comes along with much rumors about plans of marriage. Madonna and Jesus Luz were almost always spotted together. But a close source of the couple said earlier this week that Madonna is not in anyway planning to have “a simple wedding”, that is if the commitment rumor is true!

Madonna and Jesus Luz fashion mates

Thursday, September 17th, 2009
Madonna and Jesus Luz out for dinner at Nellos restaurant

Madonna and Jesus Luz out for dinner at Nellos restaurant

Madonna and her lover Jesus Luz spotted together out for dinner at Nello’s restaurant on Madison Avenue in New York on September 15th 2009. The couple looked extremal stylish as they were dipped in Dolce & Gabbana outfits. Jesus wore a gray t-shirt with a “Rocky” photo imprinted on it, while Madonna wore a black leather jacket over torn-denim pants.
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Madonna, who happened to take advantage of her stay in New York after attending the Video Music Awards, has joined her Brazilian model Jesus for a fashion show of Marc Jacobs the night before. Madonna looked extra yummy in a black chiffon mini skirt and the same Dolce & Gabbana black leather Jacket. The “fashion mates” attended the event “as part of the fashion week” where they had reserved seats at a front row to show the new collection of their friend.

Madonna, Jesus Luz and Steven Klein went out for dinner at Nello’s on Madison Avenue in New York City. The other night.

In the pictures below you see Jesus standing in the shadow of his lover and sex slave master Madonna. Walking out of the restaurant Jesus can’t even walk next to his girlfriend.  He just keeps his head down and walks behind her just like women used to do back in the 1800’s or in today’s society as some Arab women tend to do behind their husbands. In either case it’s wrong.

Jesus says he is sick of being Madonna’s man toy. He just shows up when she calls gets fed and then back to business. He feels like a male prostitute and is not in  a “loving” relationship. He is like a battered dog.

What do you expect? She is a senior fucking citizen who just got out of a marriage. She doesn’t want anything more than just sex! unfortunately for you Jesus you will always be her man slave. You just need to ask yourself is the money and gifts worth your balls whacking up against dried out snatch?Madonna and Jesus spotted out and about in New York prove they can still pull the punches during New York fashion week. Black leather and Rocky? Swide finds out what they both have in common…When you’re Madonna it seems, working this (or next) season’s looks is unnecessary. Opting for a vintage Dolce & Gabbana black leather jacket, (and the same jacket she wore to meet Lady Gaga in early this week), Madonna proves ’she’s been there, done that’ in style. Quite ironically really when the Spring 2010 womenswear trends appear to be signal back to black.Jesus Luz on the other hand proves he’s still got a career work-out ahead of him – and as such, has pulled in Dolce & Gabbana’s Rocky t-shirt to help him in the fashion fight a.k.a New York’s fashion week.

Jesus is not the other one using a big-screen hero as fashion week support. Gossip Girl’s Ed Westwick as also been spotted out and about (below) using the helping hand of Marlon Brando. Boys – you know where we are if you need further assistance…Gentlemen, I understand that there is a crisis, I understand that you can not always be a happy heart and I understand that the paparazzi break the soul. Ma perchè, in ogni singola foto gli scattino con Madonna , Jesus Luz sfodera un muso lungo e una faccia da funerale che in confronto Morticia era allegra? But why, in every single snap photos with the Madonna, Jesus Luz pulls a long face and a mournful face that in comparison Morticia was gay?

A Madrid la lieta espressione era questa , al Metropolitan era questa , e nella fotogallery qui sotto lo potete vedere felice come un topo tra le grinfie di un micio ieri sera a New York. In Madrid, the happy expression was this, the Metropolitan was this, and in the photo gallery below you can see it as happy as a mouse in the clutches of a cat last night in New York.

Forse ho capito, Madonna sbaglia i posti dove lo porta. Maybe I understand, Madonna is wrong places where the door. Se invece del Prado e dell’opera lo portasse a Disneyland magari vedremmo il suo sorriso illuminarsi d’immenso… If instead of the Prado and the work took him to Disneyland, maybe we would see the smile light up an immense … Madonna took advantage of his visit to New York after attending the Video Music Awards on Sunday night (13), to attend the fashion week. Ao lado do namorado, o modelo brasileiro Jesus Luz , a cantora assistiu da primeira fila ao desfile da nova coleção do amigo Marc Jacobs , na última segunda-feira (14). When her boyfriend, the Brazilian model Jesus Light, the singer had a front row to show the new collection of his friend Marc Jacobs, on Monday (14).

Toda de preto e com uma saia de renda transparente, Madonna chegou ao local do desfile abraçada com Jesus e, horas depois, posou para fotos ao lado do estilista e de Lady Gaga . All in black with a coat of transparent lace, Madonna arrived at the scene of the parade with Jesus embraced, and hours later, posed for photos next to the designer and Lady Gaga. A cantora de “Poker Face” voltou a chamar atenção por seu figurino excêntrico, ao aparecer usando uma máscara inspirada na personagem Mulher Gato. The singer of “Poker Face” has again drawn attention for his eccentric costumes, to appear wearing a mask inspired by the character Catwoman. In town for Mercedes-Benz New York Fashion Week,  Madonna was spotted out and about in Manhattan last night (September 15).

Joined by boyfriend Jesus Luz, the Material Girl made her way around the Big Apple, all the while being followed by fans and paparazzi.
Earlier in the week, Madge was seen taking in the Spring ’10 runway show by Marc Jacobs, though she turned in early and didn’t attend the star-studded afterparty.

Prior to that, she made a memorable appearance at the MTV Video Music Awards where she gave a heartfelt monologue about the late Michael Jackson.

Madonna’s Tribute to the King Of Pop at the 2009 MTV VMA..

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

Madonna stood in front of everybody at the 2009 MTV Video Music awards and paid her respect to the King Of Pop Michael Jackson in the most beautiful way you can Imagine. Her speech was heartbreaking and beautiful, she said some things i didn’t know about the King. It’s really beautiful.. Check it out.

Madonna spots a new young Brazilian model

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

picture of Jesus Luz as he visits the Via Dolorosa holy site in Jerusalem where Christ was crucified on september 5th 2009

picture of Jesus Luz as he visits the Via Dolorosa holy site in Jerusalem where Christ was crucified on september 5th 2009

Jesus Luz who accompanied Madonna during her last two concerts of “Sticky and Sweet” tour in Tel Aviv, Israel, was spotted  on Saturday, September 5th 2009, visiting the Via Dolorosa holy site in Jerusalem “where Christ was crucified”. On Sunday, the young model arrived with his pop queen girlfriend in New York after being in the Middle East for almost a whole week.

picture of the sixteen years old Brazilian model Marlon Teixeira

Marlon Teixeira

And although Jesus has been with Madonna through her tour, e.i traveling around the world, the diva seems to be committed more to the young fresh looks of the model rather to his personality. According to a celebrity gossip magazine, rumors of Madonna being interested in a new young model by the name of Marlon Teixeira were obvious at a recent party which the couple attended.

Madonna almost collapse during concert in Sofia Bulagria

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

Oh man that was close, it seems that Madonna’s tour is really consuming every single drop of her energy.. DROP OF ENERGY?? well you get the picture.. Madonna is obviuosly suffering from exhaustion from all the workouts/rehearsals/touring/her kids including Jesus Luz.. O.K ,O.K my bad.. anyways while performing in Sofia Bulgaria and when her scheduled tribute to the King Of Pop Michael Jackson that i didn’t know she’s doing in every concert (thumbs up), she leaned on one of her dancers, and he lifts her hand, that’s when he realized that her Madjesty left her body for a few seconds, she almost lost it, but then she woke up and continued the show as if nothing happened.. WOW.. you gotta respect that woman, she’s so professional, and she knows how to deal with things.. I’m glad that she’s O.K now but she needs to relax a little. check it out.. 1:03

Madonna and Jesus Luz a pilgrimage couple

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

Fresh news come out of UMCSSA’s oven each and every time. Just about a month ago, we happened to notice some rumors about Madonna’s intention to visit the Middle East with her Brazilian boyfriend Jesus Luz. On August 8th 2009, an article has explicitly predicted the couple’s trip to Jerusalem by posting “Jesus Luz visiting Tel Aviv“. But as its already known by now, here we only tell you the facts, although we happen to be the first in doing that! “OHHH We’re Good

picture of Madonna and her boyfriend Jesus Luz visiting the Western Wall in Jerusalems Old City on August 30th 2009

picture of Madonna and her boyfriend Jesus Luz visiting the Western Wall in Jerusalem's Old City on August 30th 2009

Now, lets get down to business. Yesterday, Madonna’s private Jet landed at Israel’s Ben Gurion airport to stay at a beachfront hotel. Later, she and Jesus Luz were accompanied by “a sufficient amount” of bodyguards at a Jewish holy site in Isreal where the Kabbalah couple visited the Western Wall in Jerusalem’s Old City “also known as the Wailing Wall“. The site is considered as a religious pilgrimage place for Jews around the world.

Reports of a meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Tzipi Livni has been also confirmed “don’t ask me by who”. Added news relates to madonna’s and Livni’s meeting over dinner at the city’s Stephen Brown restaurant.
Madonna is currently in Israel to perform the final two concerts of her “Sticky and Sweet” tour in Tel Aviv’s Park Hayarkon. Madonna is also due to attend a conference on the study of Jewish mystic discipline in the coming couple of days.

Although such a visit from a pop icon as famous as Madonna “who is followed by news reporters 24/7″ should find it’s way of appreaciation by religious public, some have been expressing a different view. Yitzhak Batzri, a leading Kabbalah Rabbi, has been asked to comment about Madonna’s recent visit to the Jewish holy site :
“Madonna is not dealing with the real practical Kabbalah, We deal with spiritual issues of the soul, whereas Madonna is dealing with issues of the body as well”. !!!! NO COMMENT