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Madonna, Jesus Luz and Steven Klein went out for dinner at Nello’s on Madison Avenue in New York City. The other night.

In the pictures below you see Jesus standing in the shadow of his lover and sex slave master Madonna. Walking out of the restaurant Jesus can’t even walk next to his girlfriend.  He just keeps his head down and walks behind her just like women used to do back in the 1800’s or in today’s society as some Arab women tend to do behind their husbands. In either case it’s wrong.

Jesus says he is sick of being Madonna’s man toy. He just shows up when she calls gets fed and then back to business. He feels like a male prostitute and is not in  a “loving” relationship. He is like a battered dog.

What do you expect? She is a senior fucking citizen who just got out of a marriage. She doesn’t want anything more than just sex! unfortunately for you Jesus you will always be her man slave. You just need to ask yourself is the money and gifts worth your balls whacking up against dried out snatch?Madonna and Jesus spotted out and about in New York prove they can still pull the punches during New York fashion week. Black leather and Rocky? Swide finds out what they both have in common…When you’re Madonna it seems, working this (or next) season’s looks is unnecessary. Opting for a vintage Dolce & Gabbana black leather jacket, (and the same jacket she wore to meet Lady Gaga in early this week), Madonna proves ’she’s been there, done that’ in style. Quite ironically really when the Spring 2010 womenswear trends appear to be signal back to black.Jesus Luz on the other hand proves he’s still got a career work-out ahead of him – and as such, has pulled in Dolce & Gabbana’s Rocky t-shirt to help him in the fashion fight a.k.a New York’s fashion week.

Jesus is not the other one using a big-screen hero as fashion week support. Gossip Girl’s Ed Westwick as also been spotted out and about (below) using the helping hand of Marlon Brando. Boys – you know where we are if you need further assistance…Gentlemen, I understand that there is a crisis, I understand that you can not always be a happy heart and I understand that the paparazzi break the soul. Ma perchè, in ogni singola foto gli scattino con Madonna , Jesus Luz sfodera un muso lungo e una faccia da funerale che in confronto Morticia era allegra? But why, in every single snap photos with the Madonna, Jesus Luz pulls a long face and a mournful face that in comparison Morticia was gay?

A Madrid la lieta espressione era questa , al Metropolitan era questa , e nella fotogallery qui sotto lo potete vedere felice come un topo tra le grinfie di un micio ieri sera a New York. In Madrid, the happy expression was this, the Metropolitan was this, and in the photo gallery below you can see it as happy as a mouse in the clutches of a cat last night in New York.

Forse ho capito, Madonna sbaglia i posti dove lo porta. Maybe I understand, Madonna is wrong places where the door. Se invece del Prado e dell’opera lo portasse a Disneyland magari vedremmo il suo sorriso illuminarsi d’immenso… If instead of the Prado and the work took him to Disneyland, maybe we would see the smile light up an immense … Madonna took advantage of his visit to New York after attending the Video Music Awards on Sunday night (13), to attend the fashion week. Ao lado do namorado, o modelo brasileiro Jesus Luz , a cantora assistiu da primeira fila ao desfile da nova coleção do amigo Marc Jacobs , na última segunda-feira (14). When her boyfriend, the Brazilian model Jesus Light, the singer had a front row to show the new collection of his friend Marc Jacobs, on Monday (14).

Toda de preto e com uma saia de renda transparente, Madonna chegou ao local do desfile abraçada com Jesus e, horas depois, posou para fotos ao lado do estilista e de Lady Gaga . All in black with a coat of transparent lace, Madonna arrived at the scene of the parade with Jesus embraced, and hours later, posed for photos next to the designer and Lady Gaga. A cantora de “Poker Face” voltou a chamar atenção por seu figurino excêntrico, ao aparecer usando uma máscara inspirada na personagem Mulher Gato. The singer of “Poker Face” has again drawn attention for his eccentric costumes, to appear wearing a mask inspired by the character Catwoman. In town for Mercedes-Benz New York Fashion Week,  Madonna was spotted out and about in Manhattan last night (September 15).

Joined by boyfriend Jesus Luz, the Material Girl made her way around the Big Apple, all the while being followed by fans and paparazzi.
Earlier in the week, Madge was seen taking in the Spring ’10 runway show by Marc Jacobs, though she turned in early and didn’t attend the star-studded afterparty.

Prior to that, she made a memorable appearance at the MTV Video Music Awards where she gave a heartfelt monologue about the late Michael Jackson.